Tuesday, August 21, 2007

சர்தார் ஜோக்ஸ்



Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??how much is DRIVING salary...?


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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light atnight when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when lightis not needed!!!


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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks theother to check whether its working, he puts his head out and saysYES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...


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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriageand cheated me,

I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the postoffice....

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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.

He cuts its 1 leg, andsays, "chal", it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...."

Finally he wrote the conclusion...."after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf."

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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??

"Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......

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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?

Sardar : liquid state.....Audience clapped..

Amitab stunned, looks behind, THEY ALL WERE SARDARS.......


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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?

Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....

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7 comments:

  1. wow! the jokes are so nice. and the template too.
    good. dear Avantika..

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  2. tamil terima joke is ultimate..

    i could not stop laughing.. :))))

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  3. செம ஃபன்னி ஜோக்ஸ், நன்றி! அவந்தி.

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